Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
this hospital has no fireball
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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