I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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