we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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