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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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