How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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