If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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