As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
be right there i have to get my cape
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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