Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
you had me at cake vodka
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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