I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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