Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
