11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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