she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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