All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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