hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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