I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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