I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
No subtext here. People are naked.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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