Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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