I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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