Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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