remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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