Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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