the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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