I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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