He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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