thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
