Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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