Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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