you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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