WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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