I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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