It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
