That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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