Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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