do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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