Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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