google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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