problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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