I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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