I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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