I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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