some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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