omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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