alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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