Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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