My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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