Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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