Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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