A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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