you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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