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say what?
wanna hang out?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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