I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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