I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Who died my cat blue again?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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