You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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