And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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