I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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