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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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