This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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